Day 10

My hooman came!!! Hollee iz back an she sed she had good hodillay and she not ginger!  Nao ai goes home.  Mebbe can talk Hollee into lettin me do dis interwebz fing at home.  Den ai can find sexy lady on fazebuk and say hai!

Bengee sighnin owt!

Jus notissed dat stinky gest not heer.  Mebbe he got bored of bein on hodillay an went home?

Day 9

Got noo room todai. Ai is next to sexy lady!  She bit more purrypy todai, maybe will gets somewer wif her!

Cleeners brot silly buzzy find wif eyes.  It chased me an tried to eet my manly bits!  Ai had to jump all over teh place an it wuddent let go.  Stoopid cleeners useless, just sat an laffed.  Cud dey not see teh vishuss fing!

Day 8

No intresting talkin fuds todai.  Just dogses and cats.  Given up on sexy lady fur nao cos she still all hissy.  Kids must hav teefs nao.  Heh.

Could get used to dis soopervisery fing tho.

Woz bored so cleener sed ai cud come help an' do work.  Made me write fings.  Difficult as ai no fumbs.  Stoopid cleener.  Sed it woz for slinky fing.  Why cant slinky fing do own papers?